The water was headed right for the extension cord she knew she wasn't supposed to be using in the kitchen - but the deep fryer always tripped the circuit so she used the outlet in the living room. Phoebe quickly unraveled half the roll of paper towels and wiped up the mess.
"Ick! It smells like a swamp! What has he been playing in?"
With the divorce rate higher than it's ever been, I feel like we need to help our newlyweds! I'm trying to create a list that can kind guide newlyweds into a long, very loving and successful marriage. Please HELP me! What are some of the considerate things your spouse has done to keep your ma
"Have you rebooted?" "Why, yes: Seven times so far." "Please to try again."
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