Through there are a lot of cars from the automobile companies, few of them have won the hearts of customers and have become quite popular

Godzilla's lactose intolerant cousin.

Within the first three steps John felt the tide rising in his gut. Tamantha screamed and let go of h

He is kind and considerate enough to make a coughing-sound when passing gas as to not gross you out

With the divorce rate higher than it's ever been, I feel like we need to help our newlyweds! I'm trying to create a list that can kind guide newlyweds into a long, very loving and successful marriage. Please HELP me! What are some of the considerate things your spouse has done to keep your ma

Aceman: Dude! After a decade of intermittent hangoutage, now you wanna have lunch? Ivory: ...

An aggregation of the number of quality times having spent with friend(s); this word is used in cont

Thats cool i never got a we play acount because i thought i was kind of stupid so i never got one. I

Oh ya! Plus there are other things to do on this site if you want to look like you can write stories

Lost, last season. Need I say more?

Ya because now we wont get in troble for talking because she doesn't know and boy this keybord is re

Ya I think so too. The library is not that much fun but now that we have a thing to chat on it will

I think the pep rally will be fun because a teachers gets a pie in the face it will be really funny.

Nothing!

I think it will because one of the teachers get a pie in the face i cant wait. -Kinexis

Sitting next to Kinexis.

A stupid librarian

A bookworm who is absolutely too lazy to return a book and often tries to steer clear library staff

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic And so am I

I'm a farm kid. I have a good imagination.

I think you great, I think you mighty, I wish your pajamas were next to my nighty, but don't get exc

I caught a double agent today before they performed their dastardly deed. They must have never read

be late for my first date with tammy455; she was a MILF he met on match.com. He checked his pockets

a daffodil from old Mrs Slocombe's flowerbed. Damn, he must have dropped his car keys in her garden.

Chad disapeared!

A term used to describe when an overweight person wears clothes that are too small for them; especia

When a gentleman removes his penis from his partners rear end and wipes off the excess on his partne

Cleveland, obviously.

When your partner decides to defecate on your chest and proceed to sit down on it and roll back and

Me: She ordered the lobster and she gave you a hug goodnight and called you her big brother. You're

One who lacks the intelligence and awareness that he is being used. A fool. A cretin. A sucker.

A double agent was born as soon as man became conscious of the idea that others may find him to be s

A double agent is someone who poops in a restroom that is on a different floor than they work.

I thought I stall stalled long enough, but sure enough, right when I opened the door a tall man in a

John: Whatdya think man?! Is that a great idea or what?! Mike: Interesting...hrmmmmm. John: I know

A noncommittal response to a question of opinion where the objective or the responder is to let the

You: Where have you been? You've been gone for an hour. Me: I was Stall Stalling. People just woul

When you finish a number two in a public restroom but remain in the stall until all persons have lef

You: Where the heck has Bobby been. Me: He started seeing some chick. It might be serious, he's hib

When someone starts dating someone they like and disappear for months on end. Your phone calls are

Used as a filler during a pause in conversation. Doesn't necessarily mean something complimentary.

You: I just got a new blanket. Me: Nice.