I bring the beats that got the funk of ya feets
My Lyrics stick to yo brain like motel sheets.
How can two such tiny words
Dominate my life?
Rolling D20's all day
I'm a fu#%ing nerd...
or just frozen branches?/
reaching upward to the sky/
waiting for heat/
waiting for sun/
waiting for...
Make me forget all I know
I'll learn it again
Rose are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic And so am I
I'm a farm kid. I have a good imagination.
I think you great, I think you mighty, I wish your pajamas were next to my nighty, but don't get exc
Gelatinous cube Engulfs you into its square Burn an action point
nothing
"Are all lights green?" "Yes, blinking no less." "Are you sure it's plugged in?"
"Have you rebooted?" "Why, yes: Seven times so far." "Please to try again."
Orcs on the doorstep Companions are not here Attack the darkness
Soldier travels to foreign land to study the natives. Falls in love with the chiefs daughter and an
denmark dreamin' of dead daddy... avenging ancestor anticipates altercation, mimics madness. "to be
less thinking. more funny. take a tv show, film, story, cliche - anything with a twist and ruin it - using twitter limitations! (140 characters and you cant take it back without deleting the whole thing.)
thank you for calling. hello, my name is bob smith. somehow I doubt it.
the renewal of yesterday./ waiting for its spring jacket./ waiting for its summer coat./ dreading
smashing duckets like a madman, Lance Dowds is my number one fan, breakin' beats all across da' la
captcha!
Nerdery...
Database triggers And software patches: they cut Deeper than a knife
The last shall be first First to the fridge First to the toilet
Athletic Support I sure need a lot Is this a normal thing?
Athletic Support I sure need a lot Is this a normal thing?
a friendly retort cut your paycheck by a third and put down the knife
Thoughts for a late Friday afternoon at work.
It would not be hyperbole to say that I live this poem. Daily. Daily and oh, so slowly...
I take you down to the streets of Mordor, pimpin my ring to all them elf whores, castin magic miss
And yo you may not know me yet But I'm dangerous like both the Fetts
Smashing duckets to prove my abilities.
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thank you for calling. hello, my name is bob smith. somehow I doubt it.
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this squirt by stankyshanks
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denmark dreamin' of dead daddy... avenging ancestor anticipates altercation, mimics madness. "to be
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this squirt by 100indecisions
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Orcs on the doorstep Companions are not here Attack the darkness
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this squirt by binaryskies

