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zzwimpy
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On the streets
I bring the beats that got the funk of ya feets
My Lyrics stick to yo brain like motel sheets.
werdsmeeth
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Technical Support
How can two such tiny words
Dominate my life?
werdsmeeth
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Topic Type started by werdsmeeth
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Dungeons and Dragons
Rolling D20's all day
I'm a fu#%ing nerd...
100indecisions
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boy meets girl, boy falls for girl. third base... rounding home - surprise! Anaconda! (nobody remembers what happens after that.)
100indecisions
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are there treetops in february?/
or just frozen branches?/
reaching upward to the sky/
waiting for heat/
waiting for sun/
waiting for...
werdsmeeth
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Beer to the rescue
Make me forget all I know
I'll learn it again
izuko911
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Roses are red violets are blue if i find one i'll bulldoze you!
lovetowrite
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The night was dark, the moon was high; Here we were just she and I. Here hair was soft, her eyes were blue; I knew exactly what to do. I'll never forget my pounding heart,as I slowly slid her legs apart. I'll never forget as I did my best, and slid my hand across her breast. I'll never forget, it's over now, My first experience milking a cow.
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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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I'm a farm kid. I have a good imagination.

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I think you great, I think you mighty, I wish your pajamas were next to my nighty, but don't get exc

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Gelatinous cube Engulfs you into its square Burn an action point

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"Are all lights green?" "Yes, blinking no less." "Are you sure it's plugged in?"

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"Have you rebooted?" "Why, yes: Seven times so far." "Please to try again."

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Orcs on the doorstep Companions are not here Attack the darkness

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Soldier travels to foreign land to study the natives. Falls in love with the chiefs daughter and an

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denmark dreamin' of dead daddy... avenging ancestor anticipates altercation, mimics madness. "to be

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less thinking. more funny. take a tv show, film, story, cliche - anything with a twist and ruin it - using twitter limitations! (140 characters and you cant take it back without deleting the whole thing.)

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profilestankyshanks squirted in Poem: Technical Support

thank you for calling. hello, my name is bob smith. somehow I doubt it.

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profilestankyshanks squirted in Poem: Treetops Feb

the renewal of yesterday./ waiting for its spring jacket./ waiting for its summer coat./ dreading

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profile100indecisions squirted in Poem: I Smash Duckets

smashing duckets like a madman, Lance Dowds is my number one fan, breakin' beats all across da' la

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captcha!

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Nerdery...

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profilewerdsmeeth squirted in Poem: Technical Support

Database triggers And software patches: they cut Deeper than a knife

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profileviracocha squirted in Poem: Friday Evening

The last shall be first First to the fridge First to the toilet

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profileviracocha squirted in Poem: Technical Support

Athletic Support I sure need a lot Is this a normal thing?

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Athletic Support I sure need a lot Is this a normal thing?

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a friendly retort cut your paycheck by a third and put down the knife

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profilewerdsmeeth started a Poem: Friday Evening

Thoughts for a late Friday afternoon at work.

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It would not be hyperbole to say that I live this poem. Daily. Daily and oh, so slowly...

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I take you down to the streets of Mordor, pimpin my ring to all them elf whores, castin magic miss

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And yo you may not know me yet But I'm dangerous like both the Fetts

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profilezzwimpy started a Poem: I Smash Duckets

Smashing duckets to prove my abilities.

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