I Smash Duckets

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profile On the streets
I bring the beats that got the funk of ya feets
My Lyrics stick to yo brain like motel sheets.
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profile I take you down to the streets of Mordor,
pimpin my ring to all them elf whores,
castin magic missiles till your knees are sore.
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profile smashing duckets like a madman,
Lance Dowds is my number one fan,
breakin' beats all across da' land.
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Smashing duckets to prove my abilities.
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[zzwimpy]
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On the streets
I bring the beats that got the funk of ya feets
My Lyrics stick to yo brain like motel sheets.
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[grumpyoldman]
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I take you down to the streets of Mordor,
pimpin my ring to all them elf whores,
castin magic missiles till your knees are sore.
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[Relk]
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And yo you may not know me yet
But I'm dangerous like both the Fetts
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[100indecisions]
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smashing duckets like a madman,
Lance Dowds is my number one fan,
breakin' beats all across da' land.
Inspiration:
Smashing duckets to prove my abilities.
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