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Technical Support How can two such tiny words Dominate my life? |
| a friendly retort cut your paycheck by a third and put down the knife |
| thank you for calling. hello, my name is bob smith. somehow I doubt it. |
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"Have you rebooted?" "Why, yes: Seven times so far." "Please to try again." |
| "Are all lights green?" "Yes, blinking no less." "Are you sure it's plugged in?" |
| There are 4 segments remaining. |
Inspiration
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It would not be hyperbole to say that I live this poem. Daily. Daily and oh, so slowly...
Segment: /10
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Open Segment: /10
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It would not be hyperbole to say that I live this poem. Daily. Daily and oh, so slowly...
- Squirt Length:
- Medium (500 chars)
- Velocity:
- Average
- Views:
- 894
- Category:
- Haiku
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How Poems Work
Adding a Squirt to a Poem
To add a squirt to an existing poem, navigate to the last page and click the Add Your Own Squirt link.
Remember:
Just because you add a squirt doesn't mean it's part of the poem!
People need to vote your squirt as the best direction for the poem. The poem will automatically advance based on the velocity (see below) of the poem. If you're in the lead when the poem advances, you win that segment and are super dope!
Recruit your friends
Post a Poem with one click to your Facebook news feed by clicking the
button!
Post to other social network sites like: Digg, Twitter, etc. by clicking the
button!
Remember:
Just because you add a squirt doesn't mean it's part of the poem!
People need to vote your squirt as the best direction for the poem. The poem will automatically advance based on the velocity (see below) of the poem. If you're in the lead when the poem advances, you win that segment and are super dope!
Recruit your friends
Post a Poem with one click to your Facebook news feed by clicking the
button!Post to other social network sites like: Digg, Twitter, etc. by clicking the
button!
Important Poem Traits
- Number of Segments
The number of segments for a poem is the number of user contributions to the poem before it's finished.
For example:
A poem with 10 segments will have 10 winning, user contributions before the poem will end. -
Velocity
Poems will advance depending on a combination of the number of votes, views and time. A poem with fast velocity will require the least amount of votes, views and time to advance. -
Squirt Length
The maximum number of characters for each user's contribution.



