Technical Support

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profile Technical Support
How can two such tiny words
Dominate my life?
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profile a friendly retort
cut your paycheck by a third
and put down the knife
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  mrrugi
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profile thank you for calling.
hello, my name is bob smith.
somehow I doubt it.
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profile "Have you rebooted?"
"Why, yes: Seven times so far."
"Please to try again."
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profile "Are all lights green?"
"Yes, blinking no less."
"Are you sure it's plugged in?"
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It would not be hyperbole to say that I live this poem. Daily. Daily and oh, so slowly...
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[werdsmeeth]
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Technical Support
How can two such tiny words
Dominate my life?
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[mrrugi]
profile
a friendly retort
cut your paycheck by a third
and put down the knife
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[viracocha]
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Athletic Support
I sure need a lot
Is this a normal thing?
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[stankyshanks]
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thank you for calling.
hello, my name is bob smith.
somehow I doubt it.
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[werdsmeeth]
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Database triggers
And software patches: they cut
Deeper than a knife
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[viracocha]
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Athletic Support
I sure need a lot
Is this a normal thing?
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[werdsmeeth]
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"Have you rebooted?"
"Why, yes: Seven times so far."
"Please to try again."
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[starvingrunt]
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"Are all lights green?"
"Yes, blinking no less."
"Are you sure it's plugged in?"
Inspiration:
It would not be hyperbole to say that I live this poem. Daily. Daily and oh, so slowly...
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Medium (500 chars)
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Average
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