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boy meets girl, boy falls for girl. third base... rounding home - surprise! Anaconda! (nobody remembers what happens after that.) |  |
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denmark dreamin' of dead daddy... avenging ancestor anticipates altercation, mimics madness. "to be or not to be" and then everyone dies. | |
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Soldier travels to foreign land to study the natives. Falls in love with the chiefs daughter and and kills his own people for mother nature | |
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Inspiration
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less thinking. more funny.
take a tv show, film, story, cliche - anything with a twist and ruin it - using twitter limitations! (140 characters and you cant take it back without deleting the whole thing.)
Segment: /45
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Open Segment: /45
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Inspiration:less thinking. more funny.
take a tv show, film, story, cliche - anything with a twist and ruin it - using twitter limitations! (140 characters and you cant take it back without deleting the whole thing.)
- Squirt Length:
- Micro (140 chars)
- Velocity:
- Fastest
- Views:
- 683
- Category:
- Free Verse
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How Poems Work
Adding a Squirt to a Poem
To add a squirt to an existing poem, navigate to the last page and click the Add Your Own Squirt link.
Remember:
Just because you add a squirt doesn't mean it's part of the poem!
People need to vote your squirt as the best direction for the poem. The poem will automatically advance based on the velocity (see below) of the poem. If you're in the lead when the poem advances, you win that segment and are super dope!
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Post a Poem with one click to your Facebook news feed by clicking the
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Remember:
Just because you add a squirt doesn't mean it's part of the poem!
People need to vote your squirt as the best direction for the poem. The poem will automatically advance based on the velocity (see below) of the poem. If you're in the lead when the poem advances, you win that segment and are super dope!
Recruit your friends
Post a Poem with one click to your Facebook news feed by clicking the
button!Post to other social network sites like: Digg, Twitter, etc. by clicking the
button!
Important Poem Traits
- Number of Segments
The number of segments for a poem is the number of user contributions to the poem before it's finished.
For example:
A poem with 10 segments will have 10 winning, user contributions before the poem will end. -
Velocity
Poems will advance depending on a combination of the number of votes, views and time. A poem with fast velocity will require the least amount of votes, views and time to advance. -
Squirt Length
The maximum number of characters for each user's contribution.
