My Squirts
As Tom stands behind the bar, shining a glass to perfection, his first customer of the day walks in.
One who sandwiches a smaller unusable piece of soap to another larger soap in hopes of salvaging lef
I found out my new boyfriend is a Soap Grafter when I used his shower and found little slivers of so
To immaculately conceive a child, unknowingly, through the viewing of 3D Pornography.
Friend1: Did you hear that Jennifer was pregnant?
Friend2: She and her husband must be so
Friend2: She and her husband must be so
May 6, 2010 - A woman explained to her husband that she had become pregnant while viewing a 3D Porno
