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Fatboy on a Diet

started by druidtiger

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Poi looks into the mirror at the profile of his body. He frowns, then turns to face the mirror. He lifts up his shirt, grabs his belly with both hands and yells, "Fatty want an ice cream! Fatty want an ice cream!"

Tangerine, the Unexpected Hero.

started by Paige

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The sun was up on a beautiful tuesday morning. It peaked through the shades at Tangerine, who squinted and groaned. "I HATE tuesdays," he said aloud to no one in particular. He rolled out of bed and jumped quickly to stop from stepping on Parliament, who was hissing at him. "Sorry, sorry" He said as he started to pick something to wear.

vampires are overrated

started by 100indecisions

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Phoebe looked at the rapidly expanding footprints and wondered how one child could make such a big mess. The footprints, puddles really, streamed across the kitchen floor, headed for -

"Oh crap!"

The water was headed right for the extension cord she knew she wasn't supposed to be using in the kitchen - but the deep fryer always tripped the circuit so she used the outlet in the living room. Phoebe quickly unraveled half the roll of paper towels and wiped up the mess.

"Ick! It smells like a swamp! What has he been playing in?"

Golden Garbage

started by zzwimpy

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3:30 AM BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John rolls over to see his alarm clock glaring in his face. The sound of the it makes him nauseous.

What Happened?

started by southernstyle

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Ow. My head hurts. Why in the hell am I laying out here? Maybe if I go inside things will clear up. WHERE IN THE HELL ARE MY PANTS????

Etched in Stone?

started by viracocha

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What a morning. It seems harder and harder to move my feet out of my bed. Most of my drive derives from making sure my dog (older than I in dog years) has enough food for the day. My second priority is the morning paper. I thumb through the fat and get to what I call the prime rib...the obituaries. As I crack the obituaries I read that...

Airport Gigalo

started by sapphiretwig

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Jesse is rudely awakened by a mechanical bird tumbling out of a wooden house hanging on his wall. He purchased this contraption last summer. Jesse rubs his swollen eyes and becomes excited about his day. This is what he's been waiting for all year.

The Apple

started by izuko911

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There once was an orange, who lived on a tree in Montana and a young swordsman who was hungry. "Ohhhhhhhhh an orange!" said the swordsman. "Wait," said the orange. "If ya don't eat me, i'll grant you everything you've ever wanted!" "How do I know that?" said the swordsman. " Cuz I-----" "Wait a minute! I'm wastin my time talkin to an orange! That retarded!" said the swordsman. The swordsman cut the orange and left without regret. -izuko911