A very fat man explores many diets when a very attractive woman moves in next door in his apartment building. He stages many happen-chance meetings with the woman while holding diet books and protein shakes. Unfortunately, the extra protein has a exacerbating affect on his flatulence.
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Jesse Munseer, the airport gigolo, is a single man. He is a teacher at a suburban junior high school. During the school year, he saves as much money as possible for a special summer vacation. Each Summer, Jesse Munseer takes the money he's saved over the year and flies stand-by to a destination that
This story should be about the adventures of a Garbage man in a very urban area. His name is John Smashface. He is a single man that has trouble organizing his own life, so he resorts to an occupation where he balance out his personality. He is good friends with the driver of the truck, Han Shanks.
Benny awoke. The only problem was that he was laying face down in his front yard...and he wasnt wearing any pants. Thinking through the headache and mental fog he tried to remember, what happened last night?
Tom is a bar owner in a suburban town. His bar seems to attract more of the lower-end clientele. But, for what Tom's Bar lacks in money, it more than makes up for in characters and their stories.
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A man, stuck in an everyday routine, struggles to find a reason to get out of bed each morning. He searches the obituraries each morning to see life's lottery winners that day. Maybe this day will prove different? This story is inspired by the artwork of Jonathan Bergeron. His design: The Review,
twilight. true blood. vampire diaries. zzzzzzzzzz. what about the rest of the monsters? How would today's Monster Squad deal with the Wolf Man, the Mummy and the Gill Man? Let's find out!
Tangerine, a redheaded, teenage boy of only 5 feet, doesn't think he is capable of doing anything. Whether it is because of his 6 foot, MVP football playing jock of a brother, Chad, or his lack of talent, friends, or anything valuable. His only friend is his pet iguana, Parliament, whom he calls Par
A young mans journey...
Boys will be boys ?
Sitting next to Kinexis.
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Chad didn't have anything to say either, which was strange considering the morning routine was to be
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To tell you the truth, Jesse hates those long lines, and imbecile tourists that go two miles an hour
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She followed the footsteps to the back door, which was slightly ajar. "How can that baby reach so hi
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