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Jesse is rudely awakened by a mechanical bird tumbling out of a wooden house hanging on his wall. He purchased this contraption last summer. Jesse rubs his swollen eyes and becomes excited about his day. This is what he's been waiting for all year. |  |
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He hops out of bed, uses the remaining contents of his body spray on his frontal nodes. Quickly smooths out his Zorro moustache in the mirror and gives himself a little wink. He ponders what, or who, lay ahead as he squirms into his designer jeans. | |
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Satisfied with the fit he steps outdoors and into the first day of the rest of his life. A quick coffee gets him going and its off to the airport. Summertime brings long lines of security at the airport and Jesse knows this. | |
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To tell you the truth, Jesse hates those long lines, and imbecile tourists that go two miles an hour on their way to nowhere. The security checks, the snobby airline assistants. But in his heart it didn't matter. He went for the excitement. | |
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There are 95 segments remaining. |
Inspiration
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Jesse Munseer, the airport gigolo, is a single man. He is a teacher at a suburban junior high school. During the school year, he saves as much money as possible for a special summer vacation. Each Summer, Jesse Munseer takes the money he's saved over the year and flies stand-by to a destination that is determined by a unique criterion. The airport gigolo goes to each airport finding the prettiest girl and tries to buy a ticket on the same flight. Jesse travels from city to city, meeting as many women as possible while never actually leaving the airport.
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Inspiration:
Jesse Munseer, the airport gigolo, is a single man. He is a teacher at a suburban junior high school. During the school year, he saves as much money as possible for a special summer vacation. Each Summer, Jesse Munseer takes the money he's saved over the year and flies stand-by to a destination that is determined by a unique criterion. The airport ... more
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