Bars and Lies

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profile As Tom stands behind the bar, shining a glass to perfection, his first customer of the day walks in. It's Marty McFly. That's not his real name, it's a name Tom associates with him because of his appearance and mannerisms. Tom has names like this for all his customers. Marty strolls in the bar, cautiously checking for Biff with each step. Segment Finalized
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profile Tom calls out, "Marty!" Tom's booming voice startles Marty.

"Hey Tom. I was..uh..hoping I could get a drink if it's not too late."

"Marty-you realize that it's only 8 pm."

"Yes, but I wasn't sure if you we're trying to get out for Cinco de Mayo."
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Tom is a bar owner in a suburban town. His bar seems to attract more of the lower-end clientele. But, for what Tom's Bar lacks in money, it more than makes up for in characters and their stories.
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As Tom stands behind the bar, shining a glass to perfection, his first customer of the day walks in. It's Marty McFly. That's not his real name, it's a name Tom associates with him because of his appearance and mannerisms. Tom has names like this for all his customers. Marty strolls in the bar, cautiously checking for Biff with each step.
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Tom calls out, "Marty!" Tom's booming voice startles Marty.

"Hey Tom. I was..uh..hoping I could get a drink if it's not too late."

"Marty-you realize that it's only 8 pm."

"Yes, but I wasn't sure if you we're trying to get out for Cinco de Mayo."
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Tom is a bar owner in a suburban town. His bar seems to attract more of the lower-end clientele. But, for what Tom's Bar lacks in money, it more than makes up for in characters and their stories.
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