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Poi looks into the mirror at the profile of his body. He frowns, then turns to face the mirror. He lifts up his shirt, grabs his belly with both hands and yells, "Fatty want an ice cream! Fatty want an ice cream!" |  |
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The flab of his belly relaxed back to it's original location. He then stared deeply at the mirror, his obtuse doppelganger staring right back at him. The frown and sigh quickly replaced with a look of intense determination. |
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He knew what was needed to be done. He knew he wanted to change. He knew he could not be this ball of flabby fat no more! At that moment he ran to his room and dug through the mountain of empty soda pop cans, and pizza boxes to drag out | |
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his prized DVD criterion collection of Golden Girls. His internet connection was, after all, down, but he knew he could always count on Blanche's sexy escapades, or Dorothy's long, muscular physique to motivate himself. | |
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He licked his finger and plunged it deep into his belly button. After several minutes of what can only be described as searching, his finger emerges with the set of keys he lost back in '89. Discourgaed, but not defeated he licked and plunged again. | |
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But this time he came back with an hoolahoop and bottle of fresh mojo. He was now ready to tackle anything. As he was licking off his fingers, through the window he spots a bright green Delorian pull up to guest services. The driver steps out and | |
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...as she steps out of the car, she glances in his direction. Their eyes lock for a moment. He feels like he got hit by a bus. His knees shake, his belly rumbles...a large fart escapes. She looks again in his direction. | |
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He coughs a few times and starts whistling the song from the Smurfs. She smiles and starts to walk in his direction. She pulls her keys out of her purse and hands them to Poi. Poi wipes his sticky hands on his pants and... | |
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A very fat man explores many diets when a very attractive woman moves in next door in his apartment building. He stages many happen-chance meetings with the woman while holding diet books and protein shakes. Unfortunately, the extra protein has a exacerbating affect on his flatulence.
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Inspiration:
A very fat man explores many diets when a very attractive woman moves in next door in his apartment building. He stages many happen-chance meetings with the woman while holding diet books and protein shakes. Unfortunately, the extra protein has a exacerbating affect on his flatulence.
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- Velocity:
- Fastest
- Squirt Length:
- Small (250 chars)
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