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3:30 AM BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! John rolls over to see his alarm clock glaring in his face. The sound of the it makes him nauseous. |  |
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Today I won't fall into any dumpsters, he resolved. He stood up, took one confident step, tripped on a beer bottle and fell onto his face. | |
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One look at his apartment and you could see that he'd have a better chance of stepping on an empty beer bottle than actual floor. | |
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He noticed the distorted, green-hued image of his cell phone behind a bottle of Mickey's. Picking up himself and the phone, he dialed Han. | |
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Yawning, he was dismayed to get the machine. "Hey Han, it's me. It's almost four, and you better be awake. It's time to get started." | |
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It seemed like forever--but was probably 2 minutes--before Han called back. "Awake? Man, I just left the bar! I'll be there in 5 minutes." | |
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He sighed as he hung up with his friend, hoping he wasn't too hungover. He paced in his dim, tiny room, and looked at himself in the mirror. | |
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Soon a reverberating smash against his front door signified Tamantha's arrival. He opened it; she loomed there, filling the entire doorway. | |
Inspiration
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This story should be about the adventures of a Garbage man in a very urban area. His name is John Smashface. He is a single man that has trouble organizing his own life, so he resorts to an occupation where he balance out his personality. He is good friends with the driver of the truck, Han Shanks. They travel the city, picking up garbage with a third character named Tamantha. Tamantha is a very manly woman.
Segment: /100
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Open Segment: /100
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Inspiration:
This story should be about the adventures of a Garbage man in a very urban area. His name is John Smashface. He is a single man that has trouble organizing his own life, so he resorts to an occupation where he balance out his personality. He is good friends with the driver of the truck, Han Shanks. They travel the city, picking up garbage with a th... more
- Views:
- 1617
- Category:
- Adventure
- Velocity:
- Fastest
- Squirt Length:
- Micro (140 chars)
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