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Ow. My head hurts. Why in the hell am I laying out here? Maybe if I go inside things will clear up. WHERE IN THE HELL ARE MY PANTS???? |  |
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No...not under the tree or on the branch. Maybe in the pool? No...nothing in there but that gnome lying naked and face down. Wait...what? | |
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I rub my eyes. It's gone - phew. Wait a minute? I think I took mushrooms last night! I need to find my pants and check my pockets! | |
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I soon spy my pants hanging out of my mailbox. I run over to the mailbox, grab my pants and check my pockets for my keys. | |
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All of a sudden a redheaded midget wearing a pink tank top kicks me in the shin and I dropped the keys. He left me with my pants in my hand. | |
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I run after the red-headed felon while cupping all of my special pieces with one hand. He soon trips and the keys fly up into the air! | |
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With a loud 'GRAAHHH!' you jump kick the keys mid air and it lands right into your cars ignition. Its time to get outta there! | |
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Benny awoke. The only problem was that he was laying face down in his front yard...and he wasnt wearing any pants. Thinking through the headache and mental fog he tried to remember, what happened last night?
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Inspiration:
Benny awoke. The only problem was that he was laying face down in his front yard...and he wasnt wearing any pants. Thinking through the headache and mental fog he tried to remember, what happened last night?
- Views:
- 1286
- Category:
- Humor
- Velocity:
- Fastest
- Squirt Length:
- Micro (140 chars)
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