Godzilla's lactose intolerant cousin.

Aceman: Dude! After a decade of intermittent hangoutage, now you wanna have lunch? Ivory: ...

An aggregation of the number of quality times having spent with friend(s); this word is used in cont

A stupid librarian

A bookworm who is absolutely too lazy to return a book and often tries to steer clear library staff

I caught a double agent today before they performed their dastardly deed. They must have never read

A term used to describe when an overweight person wears clothes that are too small for them; especia

When a gentleman removes his penis from his partners rear end and wipes off the excess on his partne

Cleveland, obviously.

When your partner decides to defecate on your chest and proceed to sit down on it and roll back and

Me: She ordered the lobster and she gave you a hug goodnight and called you her big brother. You're

One who lacks the intelligence and awareness that he is being used. A fool. A cretin. A sucker.

A double agent was born as soon as man became conscious of the idea that others may find him to be s

A double agent is someone who poops in a restroom that is on a different floor than they work.

I thought I stall stalled long enough, but sure enough, right when I opened the door a tall man in a

John: Whatdya think man?! Is that a great idea or what?! Mike: Interesting...hrmmmmm. John: I know

A noncommittal response to a question of opinion where the objective or the responder is to let the

You: Where have you been? You've been gone for an hour. Me: I was Stall Stalling. People just woul

When you finish a number two in a public restroom but remain in the stall until all persons have lef

You: Where the heck has Bobby been. Me: He started seeing some chick. It might be serious, he's hib

When someone starts dating someone they like and disappear for months on end. Your phone calls are

Used as a filler during a pause in conversation. Doesn't necessarily mean something complimentary.

You: I just got a new blanket. Me: Nice.

Recession 2007-Present. And any other past and future recession.

When the economy picks up, Ill start a that business with that one idea and gather them angel invest

Act as a crappy excuse for not implementing their next big idea which will be bigger than facebook a

suggest a vague intention of doing something later but really have no intention of doing anything at

An easy excuse for why one has not yet done something.

In the basement of a beatdown husband, when his wife decides to venture downstairs to nag about her

Wife: So I was thinking, - Me: IDGAF!

short of 'I dont give a fuck'

When Poi takes a dump and is out of Toilet Paper.

There was a major altercation between a group of Bloodsters and Cripsters today. Although nobody was

A member of the Bloods street gang who wears thick, black framed glasses and rare t-shirts purchased

Cripster can also be used to define one of the earlier phases of gentrification.

A few cripsters were writing screenplays on their Macbook laptops at the neighborhood Starbucks this

While Ruby on Rails is difficult to perform in inclement weather, it is best to experience it at lea

At first, my girlfriend was nervous about trying Ruby on Rails. But, when I explained that lowering

A deviant sexual act.

Oh man, that Brady Quinn/Peyton Hillis trade was a real McNugget.

One of many fantastic personnel or game time decisions whose brilliance can only be comprehended by