A very fat man explores many diets when a very attractive woman moves in next door in his apartment building. He stages many happen-chance meetings with the woman while holding diet books and protein shakes. Unfortunately, the extra protein has a exacerbating affect on his flatulence.

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steampunk movies

Thoughts for a late Friday afternoon at work.

It would not be hyperbole to say that I live this poem. Daily. Daily and oh, so slowly...

Jesse Munseer, the airport gigolo, is a single man. He is a teacher at a suburban junior high school. During the school year, he saves as much money as possible for a special summer vacation. Each Summer, Jesse Munseer takes the money he's saved over the year and flies stand-by to a destination that

People need to mind their own business and let this go.

This story should be about the adventures of a Garbage man in a very urban area. His name is John Smashface. He is a single man that has trouble organizing his own life, so he resorts to an occupation where he balance out his personality. He is good friends with the driver of the truck, Han Shanks.

Smashing duckets to prove my abilities.

Benny awoke. The only problem was that he was laying face down in his front yard...and he wasnt wearing any pants. Thinking through the headache and mental fog he tried to remember, what happened last night?

Nerdery...

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Let's face it. Having a custom-art t-shirt is a fairly common thing these days. But, the quality of your custom t-shirt can lead to an intense debate. Add some of your favorites (or keep them to yourself, if you're that much of a hipster) and vote for the best!

Tom is a bar owner in a suburban town. His bar seems to attract more of the lower-end clientele. But, for what Tom's Bar lacks in money, it more than makes up for in characters and their stories.

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A man, stuck in an everyday routine, struggles to find a reason to get out of bed each morning. He searches the obituraries each morning to see life's lottery winners that day. Maybe this day will prove different? This story is inspired by the artwork of Jonathan Bergeron. His design: The Review,

twilight. true blood. vampire diaries. zzzzzzzzzz. what about the rest of the monsters? How would today's Monster Squad deal with the Wolf Man, the Mummy and the Gill Man? Let's find out!

less thinking. more funny. take a tv show, film, story, cliche - anything with a twist and ruin it - using twitter limitations! (140 characters and you cant take it back without deleting the whole thing.)

Admit it, you know most of the episodes by heart.

with the final episode of "lost" around the corner, let's get a round up of the biggest let-downs in tv show finale history

Tangerine, a redheaded, teenage boy of only 5 feet, doesn't think he is capable of doing anything. Whether it is because of his 6 foot, MVP football playing jock of a brother, Chad, or his lack of talent, friends, or anything valuable. His only friend is his pet iguana, Parliament, whom he calls Par

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A young mans journey...

Boys will be boys ?

A project for English class

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Everyone has favorite movies and guilty pleasures... and not all of your prospective relationship-partners are going to be as enthused about your great taste as you are. Even so - what film or films will a new friend have to appreciate, on any level, in order to bond with you?

Sitting next to Kinexis.

Nothing!

With the divorce rate higher than it's ever been, I feel like we need to help our newlyweds! I'm trying to create a list that can kind guide newlyweds into a long, very loving and successful marriage. Please HELP me! What are some of the considerate things your spouse has done to keep your ma

I'm a farm kid. I have a good imagination.